girl scout boxes of thunder thighs

so, as you all know, it's girl scout cookie season.  you may or may not have a slew of coworkers with teeny tiny girl scouts prancing around with order forms.  "want some girl scout cookies?!?!  :D :D :D"  when i hear that......SON.......all i can think about is the sweet, gooey caramel covered in coconut flakes, toasted to perfection; then gently drizzeled with the nectar of the gods - chocolate.  *deep sigh*  so i order.....oh you know.....SEVEN EFFING BOXES.  yeah thats, right, SEVEN boxes of girl scout cookies (not all samoas, although they ARE my fave).  mind you, this was at the BE-GINNNN-NING of january......at that point in time i was fighting the urge to join the "new years resolutioners" at the gym just on principle.  so, at this point, i'm feeling good about my contribution to the little people and the sugar induced coma that i was bound to emerge into.

HOWEVER....i can't have them anymore.  i need to get rid of these devil boxes.  they need to GO.  ASAPINGTON.  i'd say i have developed some pretty strong self discipline, but i still falter.  but who can resist a Savannah Smile or a Thank You Berry Munch??  Or even better, a SAMOA?!?

being that i've decided to transition to vegetarian, i'm not really sure what i can and can't eat anymore.  although my diet hasn't been super strict, i don't really want to mess this up.  i'll save the "this is why i decided to become a vegetarian" blog for later, bc i'm going into allllllllllll of the reasons.

any who, if anyone wants a box or seven, please let me know.  this is killing me, i want a cookie so bad lol.

sincerely,

steadily gaining 2 pounds an hour